P-O-D-D-Y

A fake, fictional, phoney-bologna song, sung to the tune of the campfire song, "B-I-N-G-O".

♪ There was a john that had a name and Poddy was its name-o! ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ And Poddy was its name-o! ♪