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synthetic car horns

The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.

Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.

The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!

by Telephony April 4, 2015


cucking fold

How one might type the phrase, "fucking cold" in order to defeat the inbuilt censor found on many online BBSs and fora (the correct pluralisation of the word forum) or to throw your parents for a loop when text messaging them.

It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."

{On an SMS text session}
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kร„ยƒt fร…ยซd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!

by Telephony December 2, 2018

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cucking fold

A way to say the phrase, "fucking cold" that bypasses the onboard censor in online BBSs, forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it) and other locations where the use of curse words might be inappropriate.

Man, the water that comes out of this hot water tap is really cucking fold for a minute or two!!!

by Telephony December 28, 2021

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foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fรƒยนtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 3, 2019

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The Shampoo Killer

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony October 19, 2010

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organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.

Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

by Telephony April 12, 2015


eye booger

Another name for sleep in your eye; it resembles a desiccated (dried up) booger from your nose.

Hold on a moment; let me get this eye booger out of my eye!

by Telephony April 26, 2014

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