deliverance

The act of being Ned Beatty'd in the woods, forced to squeal like a pig, by toothless, inbred hillbillies.

"I was on a pleasant canoe trip when i stopped to take a rest in the woods, to my horror there was a large hill-man with a shotgun. He forced me to squeal like a pig as he sodomized me. It was horrible, horrible deliverance."

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Mork

Similar to the "shocker," the "Mork" involves inserting the first two fingers (index and ring fingers)into a female's vaginal opening while the third and fourth fingers (ring and pinky fingers) are inserted into the female's anal opening, all the while repeating the words, "nanu, nanu..." in a "Mork-like" voice.

"Hello dearest, I have a "Mork" for you. Nanu, nanu!!!
n. - morker, morkee
vt. - morks, morking, morked

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spock

Similar to the shocker and the Mork, the Spock should be performed while quoting some of the character's most memorable lines (ie. "Live long and prosper," "Most illogical," etc.)

"If I 'Spock' you tonight will you toss my salad tomorrow?"
n. - Spocker, Spockee
vt. - Spocks, Spocking, Spocked

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