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A sped jock. Usually play sports such as american football and hockey but receive C's, D's, and F's in their classes. Generally, spocks spend too much money on customized basketball shoes with colors that don't match and over exaggerate their actually ability to lift bro. Spocks hate on people with common sense and think they are good enough for every girl.
Guy #1: Look at Brian's new $200 dollar shoes.
Guy #2: The colors look so random so he must be a spock.
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One logical, badass mutha fucka. Capable of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
Spock: Live long and prosper bitch.
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The hottest vulcan on the planet. First mate on the U.S.S. Enterprise. The way his ears and eyebrows are pointed turn on many women. Also his hair cut and insane wit is very attractive to many women.
Spock is also Jewish.
"Omg! Spock!"
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A vulcan who is half human. He is super logical and that turns some people on like the girl on the planet with all those drugs. He is bffs with Kirk. He always says facinating and illogical
"facinating" says spock after something cool hppens.
"Illogical" he says that allot too
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A wack nigga with mad flava. And ears like a tropical elf.
I got a glock, wit my man Spock...
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Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"
"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"
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