Truel

A three person expansion of a duel, in which each players can fire at one another in an attempt to eliminate them while surviving itself.

Blue: Let's settle this in a truel
Pink: How are we're going to contest it?!
Yellow: In a three-way air-hockey match, I say.
Blue and Pink: That's a good idea, Yellow!
Yellow: Let's get six pucks of different shapes and sizes and three different colored mallets. Those are our weapons of choice and the winner gets a gold medal $100, second place gets a silver medal $50 and third place gets a bronze medal and $20.
Blue: Yellow, you got yourself a DEAL!
Pink: Game on, Yellow, I'll take both you and blue down together!
Referee: First to 10 goals wins the jackpot and the gold medal! IT'S TIME TO TRUEL!

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Sacka EAD

Another term for a man with a BMI of 30 and up or weighs at least 200lbs/91kg along with a potbellied stomach for which he/she doesn't realize.

Boy: Old Melonhead, you are a sacka EAD.
Father: Oh, I'm just fat, but what about you?
Boy: I ain't got no sacka EAD, Melon. You're the one with the belly and not me.