The legitimate fear of chopsticks.
Toby: "Man, my girlfriend shit the bed last night!"
Mac: "Uhm, why's that?"
Toby: "She had a nightmare about chopsticks."
Mac: "...chopsticks?"
Toby: "...yeah. She has Consecotaleophobia."
Mac: "You shit your bed last night, didn't you?"
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