consecotaleophobia

the fear of chopsticks

jake: ive consecotaleophobia
nehal: chopstick
jake: STFU
nehal: chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick
*jake has left the conversation*

consecotaleophobia

Fear of chopsticks

Young Tatum was carried screaming from Wong's Chinese Eatery as her parents were stoned and had forgotten her intense fear of chopsticks.

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Consecotaleophobia

The legitimate fear of chopsticks.

Toby: "Man, my girlfriend shit the bed last night!"
Mac: "Uhm, why's that?"
Toby: "She had a nightmare about chopsticks."
Mac: "...chopsticks?"
Toby: "...yeah. She has Consecotaleophobia."
Mac: "You shit your bed last night, didn't you?"

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