turdbulance

1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.

Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".

Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.

Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.

Sam: Turdbulence?

Lisa "yep!

amp dick

Pronounced several ways.
1: (A.M. P-Dick) Meaning its in the a.m. and I gotta Pee dick !

(a.m like the morning and p like pee )
2: (AMP Dick ) I woke up this morning with an AMP dick.
(AMP can go either way A M P dick or Amp like the word short for amplify)

am p dick
Woman: Where you going I thought we were going to do the deed.
Man: I have got to hit that toilet let off some pressure Ive got a.m. p dick.
woman: I see :(

AMP Dick
woman: looks over to the man lying next to her. says Is that a tee pee you have under their?
man: No! :) its AMP Dick!
woman: In delight. well lets not let it go to waste!

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Scamazon

The act of getting something for free from amazon. OR getting something for some unheard of price.
due to a mistake on their part. or perhaps they shipped you 2 SEIKO watches instead of 1.

Lisa: I noticed those new Maui Jims your wearing ....
Sam: Yea, Thanks to ScamAzon...

Lisa: Scamazon?

Sam : Yes Amazon phuqed up... got 2 pairs when I ordered yours,
Lisa: Sweet!

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file download

When you need to hit the toilet most likely a big #2

Tami: wow Im stuffed! Cant eat another bite..
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download

****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!

Less Salt

Less Salt: Another way of saying "Be nicer" Which is not the same as pouring on the sugar.
ie Every human transaction is filled with some niceties and spite (to try and make it look like ingredients.)
to change the so called Human transaction. you can either be nicer (adding sugar) meaner(adding salt) OR Meaner (Less sugar) or agin Nicer "Less Salt".
Many times when dealing with some one.just saying this to your self. "Less Salt" will lessen the harsh human transaction. thus making Your life easier. just by using less Salt.

Marlon: You look extra happy today ?! Whats up?
Sam: "Less salt"
Marlon: Less Salt?
Sam: Yea. Its like being nicer to people. Thus making me feel better. ;)
Marlon: "Oh I get it now. "Les Salt" " , I should try that.
Sam: Yea.

Lisa: Man Im distressed I have to go into this meeting and my honey pot has run dry!
Gary: You could try using "Less Salt"
LIsa: Thinking about it for a few seconds.. Wow, Thats a great Idea Gary! "Less Salt"
Gary: Picks nose...

trashbinium

Some treasured Item you find in the trash thats is no equal.
Like finding that missing link.

Kind of like unobtanium only in the trash

things ending in ium titanIUM obsididIUM trashbinIUM

OMG I found some trashbinium! now I can complete my project I never thought it could be possible

chip breaking

Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.

Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap

Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.