Venquat

Noun - A literal nothingness when someone asks you how much you care. There is nothing in existence that has less meaning than this. It means so little that it’s rarely ever achieved.

Guy 1: “did you see Kelli with that guy Mark”
Guy 2: “I did”
Guy 1: “don’t you care?”
Guy 2: “a venquat”
Guy 1: “oh damn, ok”

midnight nuggets

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.

Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"