Venquat

Noun - A literal nothingness when someone asks you how much you care. There is nothing in existence that has less meaning than this. It means so little that it’s rarely ever achieved.

Guy 1: “did you see Kelli with that guy Mark”
Guy 2: “I did”
Guy 1: “don’t you care?”
Guy 2: “a venquat”
Guy 1: “oh damn, ok”