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Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!
gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.
A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.
Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
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A mysterious powerful figure, like the Wizard of Oz but a person very fancy, elegant, and controlling.
Usually used to mock somebody who is too big for their britches or otherwise pretentious.
You just think you're the Great Gatsby, don't you?
Who is the Great Gatsby anyways?
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Meaning: female who is a real pain and annoyance, like a punch to the female breast.
Usage: Like a juvenile form of âBitchâ, Boobpunch is used in petty arguments between women.
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Tammy: Letâs cut class and go to The Mall
Tina: ohhhh, I dunnoâ¦
Tammy: Donât be a boobpunch, Tina.
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I gotta get dressed to the max for this party.
White tie?
No, one better: White Tee.
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When a girl is hot, but she got fingerbanged by her rugby team.
"I hope you can handle me, I'm heteroflexible. That makes me cool, and you have to be okay with it!"
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.
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An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.
Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.