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bliased

When you have a female best friend, and you think she's the prettiest woman in the world, and you tell her so, she calls you blind and biased.

Oh, god, you're crazy! You're bliased!

by TheKurgan1965 December 30, 2022


toasty cold

Noun - the condition of coolness experienced when sliding into a snug, freshly made bed in a room with low temperature.

Adjective - used to describe a bed in such a condition.

I was so tired that all I looked forward to was the toasty cold sheets as my aching legs slid along them.

by TheKurgan1965 June 13, 2010

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dahelzatmean

Short version of, "What the hell does that mean?"

John: I gobbled the essence of the wildflower as it withered in the sun.
Jane: Dahelzatmean?

by TheKurgan1965 April 23, 2020


porcherator

When the outside temperature is cold enough to emulate your refrigerator, you can put things on the porch, such as drinks, meat, cheese, etc., and use the porch as a refrigerator ... hence, the porcherator.

I love it when the temperature is below freezing! All the drinks in the porcherator get slushy and good.

by TheKurgan1965 February 27, 2017

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porcherator

A porch, most often an enclosed porch, where someone can store drinks and/or perishables during cold temperatures.

Jack stored his beer out on the porcherator, and it was always cold until spring!

by TheKurgan1965 March 22, 2020


dunch

A meal in the early afternoon after lunchtime but before dinnertime. The idea occupies the space between lunch and dinner in the same manner as "brunch" occupies the same space between breakfast and lunch.

John: Hey, Susie. It's 4 p.m., and I'm starved. Wanna have dunch?
Susie: Sure, John!

by TheKurgan1965 June 27, 2018


bus driver

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or more others.

Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.

Synonyms: shit disturber

Silly: Billy, you shouldn't have tattled. You're SUCH a bus driver!

by TheKurgan1965 February 26, 2022