ERP

ERP stands for Enterprise Resource Planning, a software system that helps businesses manage and automate their core processes. ERP systems can help businesses improve efficiency by managing a company's core business processes.

Businessman 1: Dude… I love ERP
Businessman 2: wow, you’re surprisingly open about it.
Businessman 1: yeah no shame in using an automated resource right?
Businessman 2: oh yeah.. yeah automation (in his mind: wow he erps with AI???)

Linga

A mating call typically used and expressed by Chinese CCP Officials. Can also be used in a threatening manner or used to express humour.
Most famously used by the Lingerman

Lingerman: Linga Linga Linga

Victim: AHHH HELP, HELP ME AHHH MY ASSHOLE AHHHHHH

Lingerman

The most terrifying, remorseless being to ever walk on the earth, if you see it it’s too late. Only by providing the creature with at least 1 tonne of human spicy food (above 1,000,000 scoville) He knows any place better than his own home. Once you hear his notorious phrase you’re dead: “linga linga linga”

“I think I just saw an obese Chinese guy running around….”

“HOLY CRAP THATS LINGERMAN WE BETTER RUN”