Lingerman

The most terrifying, remorseless being to ever walk on the earth, if you see it it’s too late. Only by providing the creature with at least 1 tonne of human spicy food (above 1,000,000 scoville) He knows any place better than his own home. Once you hear his notorious phrase you’re dead: “linga linga linga”

“I think I just saw an obese Chinese guy running around….”

“HOLY CRAP THATS LINGERMAN WE BETTER RUN”