Clock

Noun
Originated in Decatur, IL

An individual who lacks the basic cognitive ability to make decisions. This individual is plagued with a mediocre existence and will have trouble finding a significant other. When given total freedom, a Clock will often wallow in caves of failure.

Clock can also be used as an ethnic slur against every ethnicity imaginable. It is officially the greatest one-up word to combat any other ethnic slur. If someone calls you an ethnic slur, call them a Clock and prepare for dinner - because you're going to be feasting on tears very soon.

Frankie: "Yo, John Madden is such a Clock. I don't know why they ever let this guy call games."

John: "Hey, Fred, you're such a {insert offensive ethnic slur here}!"
Fred; "Bro, you sound mad. I'm just thankful that I'm not a Clock."
*John is stricken with grief and sobs softly in the corner of the room*

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Hanglow

The Hanglow is a sexual act which involves a male and a female. The female does a headstand and holds the position with the aid of a wall or other supportive structure. Once the female has taken this position, the male kneels near her head and proceeds to place his penis into her open mouth. As he inserts his penis into her mouth, he must scream, "It's TIME to BRING the DEEPS!"

All Steve wanted for his Birthday was a Hanglow. At first his girlfriend was nervous, but after she felt his power, she became addicted to the sexual act.

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