Sex

Something that some people may call the most amazing thing in the world or the most disgusting. Sex is the way one reproduces their own kind. Here are some different kinds of sex

1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more

Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!

Person 1: Hey girl, wanna have sex?
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!

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