dislexism

When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.

Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.

Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!

Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!

Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!

Kathy: Lol wut...?

Bloodline Flashback

When someone goes through something so traumatic it gives their grandchildren flashbacks.

My grandfather was a sniper in WW2. He was such a good sniper that I, his grandson, sometimes have bloodline flashbacks about killing Germans, not because I wanted to, but because it was necessary to win the war.

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