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I. THE father of smurfaggery.
II. Incessant whiner; Lord of the Bitchmade.
III. #FounderFail; #BetaButCouldn'tEvenGetABadgeBitch.
IV. Known for an inhuman ability to fit six frog dicks in his ass simultaneously.
V. Shunned by all, in a fashion not seen since the lepers infected with the Bubonic Plague.
VI. Ten out of ten women would prefer getting gangbanged by said lepers before willingly allowing him to touch them.
VII. Synonymous with: virgin, fuckboi, bitch nigga, and every form of faggot heretofore discovered.
VIII. Inspiration for the highest grossing film of all time, ''That Feel When the Only Pussy You've Ever Seen is Just Your Reflection''. ***SPOILER ALERT*** It has an epic, lulz-filled anhero ending.
"Whoa,bro! Careful, you almost just DISLEXed, and you know you would *never* live that shit down!"
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Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink
Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker
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A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:
Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
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A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:
OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?
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A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:
Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.
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When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.
Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.
Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!
Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!
Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!
Kathy: Lol wut...?