to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment
..running down hill, david scorpioned
Its like blue balls but for jiujitsu
Chris is a 6 stripe blue belt!
In literal meaning it is when someone sits his balls on your face and never moves. Superlative degree of tea bagging. Used in the sense of "one is so much better than the other in any competitive comparison."
And look at that folks Corey totally nimsnuts Jake in round 4!
A clue less moron who thinks he is an expert.
Dont listen to his advice! He is a Lal topi!
A fake, fraudulent, baseless guarantee, that when times comes, a product will perform.
Jacob's moka pass struts failed on the offroad course.