Instapussy

When your game is so on point you get pussy instantly. You need to wear PPG, or Pussy Protection Gear whenever you're around a chick you don't intend to boink.

Hey bro, have you heard about Tony?
Bro 2: Nah
B1: He's just straight chick magnet, yo! Like 10 times out of 10, when he approaches a hoe he gets instapussy!
B2: No way!

Masculine Mayonnaise

An exquisite spread churned out by a man who's been satisfied.

Hey bro!!! Have you been to the deli recently? I think the server put masculine mayonnaise in my sandwich! What a dick!

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