When a girl is nice on socials, but when you see her isn't that nice
Bro: how was the meeting with that pussy?
You:bro, she wasn't nice, she was nice only on the social. She's an Instapussy
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Something that is so nice/fly/hot/pimpin/slammin/tight, whoever is in possesion of one will easily recieve a lot of attention from females.
That Lamborghini is instapussy
Potter is instapussy!
Those biceps are instapussy
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When your game is so on point you get pussy instantly. You need to wear PPG, or Pussy Protection Gear whenever you're around a chick you don't intend to boink.
Hey bro, have you heard about Tony?
Bro 2: Nah
B1: He's just straight chick magnet, yo! Like 10 times out of 10, when he approaches a hoe he gets instapussy!
B2: No way!