Caradwen

The person with this name is dummy thicc. She is very nice but be careful. They might be weird. But in a good way. She is very hot. She could steal your mans. If you try to steal her snacks, she can obliterate you with one cheek clap.

Dude 1: "Is that Caradwen?"
Dude 2:" She SO THICC dude"
Dude 1: I know right?"

Shrek

Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.

shrek is love shrek is life :)