Atlanta Time

When you are in the Eastern Time Zone, but you think you are in the Western Time Zone

Dude: I hate New Hampshire, too cold outside - When do you Depart?
Pilot: 17:00 well 18:00 your time
Dude: Oh - Where are you?
Pilot: Atlanta
Dude: as in Georgia? The same Georgia that touches the Atlantic? What are you in the Western burbs of Atlanta?
Pilot: Shut-up I'm in Atlanta Time

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Torga

The brownish-yellow froth that results from unsanitary homo-sexual intercourse

After anal fucking Mike, Crossman used a straw to suck the torga leaking out his sphincter.

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