69

The number having to be the most hated numbers. It is a symbol from your teacher saying she hates you and wants to kill you by giving you a number that is hated the most. A Failing number on your test because you missed THE ONLY FUCKING POINT YOU NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST

Kid1: Goddamnit. I hate Ms. Jones
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: She gave me 69 on the test
Kid2: Damn man, no wonder she doesn’t have a husband.

97👍 20👎

Cowboy Style

You insert your dick into a random girls asshole or pussy and proceed to get on her back to ride her like a horse. You get extra points if you ram her head into the wall so you don’t get sued for sexual assault because she just can’t seem to remember anything from last night.

Guy1: Bro, I just fucked that girl Cowboy Style good thing she won’t remember anything.

Guy2: Thats good bro!

7👍 18👎

African Dohicky

Find any African women and proceed to shove a water bottle in her anus.

Man 1: I just gave that African Lady the African Dohicky!
Man 2: With what brand?
Man 1: Viagra

3👍 1👎

The Woodpecker

You have anal sex with a carrot or stick strapped to your nose. Can be enhanced by pecking her asshole and saying "peck peck peck peck peck" constantly.

You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato

I gave my girlfriend The Woodpecker lastnight! I made her asshole look like an tomato.

1👍 3👎