claustrofurbic

When a furry animal walks up and sits in or on your face, or just in your personal space.

I woke up completely claustrofurbic, due to the gigantic cat ass in my face.

harfgargle

When you half throw up, this is the sound it makes.

After seeing a picture of a user of Krokodil, I harfgargled.

pre-rejection

When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.

Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.

Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...

Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!

Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)

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twatketbook

to use one's vagina as a storage space when no other space is available

She went to jail, but twatketbooked her cell phone so she could still sell drugs.

sex camel

someone who can go long periods of time without sex

what are you, a sex camel? You haven't had sex in 2 years!

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