Pauleritis

A horrifying disease you get from watching either Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Vlog Mom, Or Greg Paul. If you have this disease please stay away from human civilization..... Here are some of the side effects.
Jake Paul Merch
Maverick Merch
Liking the Paul family's videos
Huge Rash in the genital area
I REPEAT if you have any of these side effects STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM REAL PEOPLE

Reasonable Human: Holy shit Chris has a serious case of Pauleritis STAY THE FUCK AWAY CHRIS!!!!
Chris: HELL NAH BUY THE MERCH YOOOOO