Pauleritis

A horrifying disease you get from watching either Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Vlog Mom, Or Greg Paul. If you have this disease please stay away from human civilization..... Here are some of the side effects.
Jake Paul Merch
Maverick Merch
Liking the Paul family's videos
Huge Rash in the genital area
I REPEAT if you have any of these side effects STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM REAL PEOPLE

Reasonable Human: Holy shit Chris has a serious case of Pauleritis STAY THE FUCK AWAY CHRIS!!!!
Chris: HELL NAH BUY THE MERCH YOOOOO

Pauler

A Pauler is a kid the age 5-13 that think the messed up like: filming dead people and tasing animals, is okay to do . if you are older then that and you watch Jake or Logan Paul an you think its okay and your older then that then you should probably rethink if you need to see help

are you a pauler? "yes" die

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Paulerizing

Being very friendly & likable. Also, having the ability to inject an awkward sexual tension into any situation.

Person 1: Hey guys, I'm new here. I don't really know anyone.

Person 2: Hey! I'm Paul. Nice to meet you! Wanna go in a dark closet and play the nervous game with me? Fair warning, I've never lost.

Person 3: Dang Paul, you're being really paulerizing right now...

Pauler

A person that does stupid things and doesn't care about the consequences.

That pauler should be in jail for what he did, but he just said 'Dab on those haters.'

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Pauler

Someone who has subscribed to Jake Paul or is a big fan.

Hey man are you a pauler
Nah I hate Jake Paul

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Pauler

9 year olds who watch jake paul whos an idiot

Person 1*:Are you a pauler
Person2*:Hello no

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Pauler

A lesbian annoying child who spams on chats. Paulers tend to marry Leeraz’s, although both Pauler AND Leeraz like Lean.

“Pauler, who do you like?”
“Leeraz and Lean. In reverse order.”

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