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FTW - Fight The Weakest

It's 2018 and EA gave us BattleFront 2 where if you're pro enough you take Darth Maul and follow Rey. If she starts running away from you, just politely push her out of the map with some kinky force joking staff (50 Shades of Gray ;*) in Palpa...I mean Supreme Leade... I fucking mean Emperor's style *sigh*.

Don't bother to get Darth Vader - too much credits for his pregnant wife joking powers (no wonder Luke tried to kill him & assassination by Empire's Officer attempts in star wars comics).

TR-T8 is the hero we deserve - I want to play as him when I encounter Iden Versio.

But you know... Star Wars is PEGI 12.

Message to EA & DICE & Rian Johnson *tries to breath calmly*:
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed; the ability to destroy my entire childhood is insignificant to the power of Star Wars and Mr. Robot fans.
I find your lack of basic logic disturbing.

12 year old spammer: FTW !!!
Dude who lives in real life mode and watched The Last Jedi: Do you know what FTW means...?
12 year old spammer: For The Win !!! noob lololol
Dude who lives in real life mode and watched The Last Jedi: Fight The Weakest... STFU *rage quit and report*

by ThursdayDude December 30, 2017