faceblocked

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.

Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man

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m4s

1. A car created in the mid eighties by Carrol Shelby and Chrysler designed for ultra high speeds with only a 4 cyl engine. The top speed was in excess of 194 miles per hour and 0-60 times of 4.1 seconds, from a 2.5l twin turbo engine producing 440 bhp. With a mid engine layout and near perfect 50/50 weight distribution, and a space age frame (much like we see in F1 cars).
The car was canceled after market reaserch showed, that people would not be willing to buy an ultra-high-tech-lightweight supercar, which was superior to many european super-exotics. Primarily because of its engine size 4cyl and that the pricetag which was roughly the equivalent of the Corvette.
2. A technological advance that is discarded because people are not willing to accept, or are not willing to purchase it because of its exorbent pricetag.

Guy 1: Man the PS3 is sweet!

Guy 2: Oh yeah but its $700 bucks

Guy 3: Just hope it doesn't go m4s.

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JERKBOX

Jerkbox (Jerk-baw-ks)
A person who has his/her automobile radio so loud that all people within a two block radius are forced to Listen to what he/she is listening to.
Originated from Jukebox: Which was a device (primarily at malt shops and small restaraunts, theN used at pool halls) that when a person inserted quarters wold play what they desired to hear until the selections they paid for were complete.

Person 1: Listen to the fag playing Elton John so loud his car is rattling.
Person 2: What a fucking Jerkbox.

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Wording up my fucks

When an individual transposes the words in a statement that they are attempting to speak. Common amongst drunks and teens.

Hey man you wanna beer me my pass?
Oh man did I just word up my fucks

(To Teacher named Ms.Head)
Ms.Tape can you give me some Head?
I'm sorry im just wording up my fucks.

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