Ahmer

classic British fuckboi with major commitment issues …loves to string a long girls with “posh accent” and Grey’s Anatomy esque work stories…will play your best guy friend but become jealous when you date other guys. Best advice to block on contact.

CB: Is that his girlfriend or female friend?

DH: He is Ahmering her.

Franklong

A long man named Frank, typically 6’4 with blond hair and blue eyes, looks like a Calvin Klein model, religious but a freak in the sheats, looks like he wants 2.5 kids and house in the suburbs, but has a dislike of children and spontaneous trips, a 5 on the Enneagram , loyal but boring

Matt: She wants to have kids and get married.

Robbie: But he’s a franklong.

bodniza

a former frat boy with 100k+ in debt (Tesla, Rolex, First class tickets), probably lives with his former frat brothers in a luxurious condo even in their 40s, likely works in tech, only does long distance relationships (including marriage) and buys followers on Instagram, pathological liar, all about the bros, frequents strip clubs and brothels

Gonzalo: He has a girlfriend?

Omari: Sorta. He is a bodniza.