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An alias referring to pop teenboy Justin Bieber by people who simply cannot fathom why in the world he has become so huge with the pre-teen crowds.
Used on the social networking web site Twitter to express disapproval of Justin Bieber as a trending topic without contributing to the continuation of Justin Bieber as a trending topic.
The correct spelling of this is "Jubie". Not Jubee, not Ju-Bee, and most decidedly NOT JuBe.
I can't stand that Jubie is trending again.
It's probably because she has a new song out.
"He". Jubie is a guy.
No shit?
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Fuck Me For Trying.
An initialism along the lines of FML. Whereas FML describes the fact that sometimes shit happens, FMFT implies a more active endeavor to achieve an intended goal or result. THEN, shit happens anyway.
When that lady dropped her wallet I tried to return it to her, but she kneed me in the groin and called me a thief. FMFT.
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The holiday you celebrate at home, alone, when you've decided you're really not up to facing a crowded house of extended relatives one more time and you simply decide that dammit, you're just not going to go this year, even if your significant other says she (or he) (but come on--probably she) is definitely still going to go and will be bringing the kids along, if there happen to be children in common.
The proper dress for Stagsgiving is whatever the hell you want to wear. Suggested attire: boxers, t-shirt, comfy robe. Also acceptable: whatever you wore yesterday.
You'll catch hell tomorrow when you're told everyone thought it was weird that you didn't show up and are you two getting a divorce or something or I had to lie and tell my mother you had to work. But it will be worth it. Totally and completely worth it.
It is frowned upon to close the bathroom door when peeing on Stagsgiving.