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A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have.
"Damn, that chick rejected me...what do I do now?
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I know! I'll go on urbandictionary and give words fake sexual meanings! That'll help my self-esteem!"
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A site where people go on to search words, even if they know what they mean, just to see what it says.
I went on urbandictionary and searched urbandictionary even though I obviously already know what it means!
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Supposed to me a user-inputed dictionary for words. However, has become a mindless forum of jokes, view-points, sex, and basically anything but the real definition of a word.
"I typed in the word 'shark' in UrbanDictionary."
"What is it?"
"Apparently a way to have sex."
"Hmph, I always thought it was a sea creature."
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A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line
Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.
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Urbandictionary is what you get
when you cross wikipedia
with mental retardation.
"The downside to urbandictionary's inclusionist approach and unexacting quality control is a low signal to noise ratio and – by Wikipedia standards – wall-to-wall vandalism."
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To have submitted and been approved for publication by urbandictionary.com
Tom: "Yo shitface, I just thought of a great word for urbandictionary.com. -"broesy"
Bill: "Get fukkin' real. I urbandictionaried that weeks ago."
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A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population.
Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.
Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.
One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.
People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?
Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.
Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.
11 year old troll:
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match
Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.
Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*
Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary
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