novotny

The ability to look in 3 or more directions at the same time, usually caused by alcohol overdose.

Oh look at him, he pulled the Novotny again

Is he drunk?

Yeah kinda pulled the Novotny.

You gotta headache?
Kinda... more of a hangover, novotnied too much last night.

wonkie

A young or rowdy male, particularly those who tend to party a lot.

Jeff's such a wonkie. Last night he went to the bar and vomited all over Jim.

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