Jelqtopia

A place similar to heaven, but for the cool men who jelq everyday.
only the best jelqer's who jelq until their dick is like a tree branch get to go

Yutaka: why wont Chris O'Neill, the god of jelqing not let me in?
Cory: Because you suck at jelqing, anyone who jelqs for 9 hours per day gets into Jelqtopia!