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The condition of having a weed hangover. When you have rockhead you generally have overdone the smoking slightly, having a very dry mouth and a niggling headache behind the eyes that you just can't shake. You're not at your best.
"Wow dude, I have serious rockhead this morning, think i had a bit too much ganja last night!"
"Alright mate? You suffering from a bit of rockhead there?"
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The act of a springroll...
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
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When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"
"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
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To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.
Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.
"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"
"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."
"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"
Or...
"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"
- "Big time bro"
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When you are writing a particularly challenging exam/test paper and you have to leave out one or more entire sections because they are so hard or you ran out of time. If this happens to you, you have 'chowed section.'
Geez man, I'm really chowing section in this standard grade maths paper!
or
"How'd the exam go bro?"
"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."
Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
"I still remember the first time Bev let me go porkling..." - Denny Crane
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รขยยThe act of blowing air into a partners anus while performing analingus, and then having the partner fart the air back into your faceรขยย
Girl 1: What did you get up to last night babe?
Girl 2: Matt gave me a poopoozela, it was incredible!
Girl 1: Iรขยยm so jealous, always wanted to try that.
Girl 2: Take your pants off letรขยยs give it a go!