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by Twight0931 March 12, 2017

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Alaska

Physically part of Canada but it's the 49th state of the United States.

Person A: Alaskan Pride!
Person B: So do you want me to call you American or Canadian??
Person A: Maybe both. If you want to.
Person B: Ok.

by Twight0931 February 13, 2017

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boobs

(of a woman) The best thing to ever exist.

Her boobs are SO SEXY!!!!!

by Twight0931 March 22, 2021


Eisenhower

The perfect last name for a boy.

I miss Dwight D. Eisenhower, despite he was the President of the United States a long time ago!

by Twight0931 April 9, 2017

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Math

A subject which includes but is not limited to:
Binomials
Polynomials
Trinomials
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplying
Dividing
Adding
Subtracting
Distributive Property
Subtracting Decimals
Fractions.

Add that much work and you could get a whole bunch of stress at the end.

I hate math.

by Twight0931 March 12, 2017

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FAFSA

Free Application for Federal Student Agony.

With an enormous amount of money to be paid through student loans, the FAFSA has the potential to give students agony. No one needs to pay thousands and thousands of dollars just for a good college education.

Person: "Yay I completed the FAFSA!"
Person: *clicks next page*
Person: "GOOD LORD IT'S A STUDENT LOAN, NOT A GRANT!!! AHHHH IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE! I QUIT THE APPLICATION!"

Later that person went to a psychiatric hospital for suffering from agony.

by Twight0931 November 6, 2022


Aleppo Moment

When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer.

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment..." - Gary Johnson.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017