oki

A way to text ok without sounding like you may be mad

Person1 "Sorry I can't hang out today"
Person2"oki"

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Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.

Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.

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Gaytekeeper

Someone who tries to control or criticize people for not being queer enough even though it is their sexual orientation. Gatekeeping gayness.

"There is no way you are gay. The way you dress is SO straight!"
"Not every gay person is 'queer eye' stop being such a gaytekeeper."
"You're right. Not all gay people are carbon copies of each other."

pass the salt

Venting on someone who didn't deserve it, simply because you are salty (mad).

"Shut up you're annoying!"
"I know you had a bad day, but there's no need for you to pass the salt."

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69 Tip

Tipp sixty nine cents on a website so the delivery drives don't spit in your food or throw your package. If you leave one and don't tip at the door you are 69 shit.

I didn't wanna tip on the site because Bezos will steal it, so I left a 69 Tip so the driver knew.