Anal Doublespew

1. nickname for the fast-food chain A&W
2. the necessary biological reaction to the ingestion of food from A&W

"I had lunch at Anal Doublespew today...uh-oh!"

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Fort McDirty

Nickname of the booming northern Alberta town, Fort McMurray. Has an infrastructure suited to house approximately 45,000. Population: 85,000. Chief exports are: crack cocaine, synthetic crude oil and meth-heads, respectively. Only small city in Canada with thick smog, drive-by shootings and more prostitutes per capita than Amsterdam.

Fort McDirty is a nice place to work, but I wouldn't want to live there.

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fachottie

A fat chick who's still kinda hot (fat-chick-hottie).

Harold: I like that fachottie on 'King of Queens'.
Andrew: Who, Kevin James?
Harold: Yeah, Kevin James, you fucking jackass.

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upper tuft

The plot of hair above a man's junk.

Holy crap! That man's Speedo is so small, his upper tuft is sticking out!

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Bra-Pi

Japanese portmanteau of the name Brad Pitt. (pronounced 'brappy')

woman: Bra-Pi wa sugoi kakui desu-ne?
man: I don't speak Japanese.

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pissmutt

A raggedy, neglected dog that often pees on carpet.

Ralph Klein slurred, "Fuckin' pissmutt", as he booted the small dog into the gutter.

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