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(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.
I ate Mexican food last night, and when I was at swim practice this morning I squid in the pool.
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The act of an athlete kneeling on his/her knee and praying during a game.
When I saw that Stanford kicker Tebow i knew he was gonna miss that kick.
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The uncanny ability of older men to lift copious amounts of lumber, heavy furniture, and beat their sons in arm wrestling.
Man 1: "My dad beat me in arm wrestling again..."
Man 2: "Of course, he has old man strength."
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(n): when you need to use your iPhone but you are wearing gloves, and are forced to use your lower lip for basic calling functions.
"It was too cold to take off my gloves so i called Brian using my iLip."
"I didn't want to take off my gloves to answer Brooke's call so I used my iLip to slide the answer bar."
"The only downfall of the iPhone is that the screen doesn't respond when you are wearing gloves. That's where the iLip comes in handy."
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