Psychology

It's an interesting class to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. All the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. Then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them...it's healthy, I swear

Jack: How is your semester going?
Jill: It's so stressful, I have started throwing up all my food again, and I hate my family, and I hear voices, and I think I might have the ugliest nose on the continental United States.
Jack: What's your major?
Jill: Psychology! I'm going to help people someday!

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Breath of life

When you get a headshot with an RPG in Call of Duty Modern Warfare.

Check the killcam I just gave that chump the breath of life.

Oatsing

Used to describe feeling an intense amount of positive emotions for the band Hall & Oates, but mostly to John Oates. Can include involuntary dance moves that involve running ones finger through ones hair.

Did you see that dancing when "Private Eyes" came on? He was Oatsing.

also

I am Oatsing to get the new Hall and Oates CD "Home for Christmas"

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