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When one takes a bus into the ghetto for a cheap thrill.
(South side of Chicago at 1 am)
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."
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The term for a woman's filthy, broke-ass sexual assets that are so disgusting, so heinous, they make you want to chunder(vomit). Can also be used as a derogatory term for a woman who may or may not possess said assets.
"Check out the chundermuff across the bar. 5 bucks if you ask her how many spokes she has intact."
Bro 1: "How was that betty you bagged last night? Rockin' a snapper?"
Bro 2: "Dude... total chundermuff. Like fucking a grease trap. Woof."
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When your company decides to stop hiring minorities and hires a white, male, "bro" for a change.
Co-worker 1: Hey, did you hear they actually hired William?
Co-worker 2: Really? I thought we only hired Asian women?
Co-worker 1: Yeah, man. Broffirmative Action hard at work.
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The booby trap left behind when your dog defecates on the sidewalk and his stool is the same color as the concrete.
Walking through Canton, I'm usually very careful to avoid all the dog shit, but every once in a while I get caught by an urban landmine.