Wheren

Contraction of "where" and "when", for people too lazy, or possibly too busy, to type out both, and a conjunction.

Wheren we gonna meet? Wheren is the bar crawl starting?

Aesthetic Vertigo

The overwhelming emotional state consisting of awe, confusion, passion, grief, fascination, regret, excitement, and sorrow experienced by a male westerner traveling to eastern Europe and finding himself in a vast sea of breathtakingly beautiful women, after having spent his entire life among mostly fat, ugly, and miserably arrogant freaks and feminists of his native land, usually America.

-How is your trip to Lviv, homie?
-Dude, I'm in complete aesthetic vertigo! All the women here are incredible! What have I been doing with my life living in Chicago? It's like a mental asylum compared to this place!

-Why don't you stay?
-I can't. I have to build the International Logic Party to give the world a true democracy!