Sword in Box

When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.

Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”

Vacooch

Aka “vageen, vavaga, cooch, coochie, vagina, kitty, pussy, no-no square, my temple, veevag, box”

Me: “guys I think I’m going over to Tanner’s tonight”
Friends: “go get that dick! But are you shaved”
Me: “shoot… I’m not”
Friends: “no guy likes a prickly vacooch”
Me: “thanks Sarah! I’m going to shave my vacooch right now for Tanner”
10 minutes later

Me: “just shaved my vacooch I’m like a hairless baby bird”
Friends: “awesome!”