Vacooch

Aka “vageen, vavaga, cooch, coochie, vagina, kitty, pussy, no-no square, my temple, veevag, box”

Me: “guys I think I’m going over to Tanner’s tonight”
Friends: “go get that dick! But are you shaved”
Me: “shoot… I’m not”
Friends: “no guy likes a prickly vacooch”
Me: “thanks Sarah! I’m going to shave my vacooch right now for Tanner”
10 minutes later

Me: “just shaved my vacooch I’m like a hairless baby bird”
Friends: “awesome!”