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Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF
Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs
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Slang term for a English policeman, used due to their Tit-shaped hats
"Oi Nippleheed, have you seen Babe, it's about a talking pig!"
"Ow, please stop hitting me with your nightstick you Nippleheed!!"
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A Ginger person... who plays guitar
There's something ginger in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? GUARBUSTERS!!
He wears a hat cos it don't look good, who you gonna call? GUARBUSTERS!
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In England, it's the Crime Investigation Department or some shit like that, basically undercover coppers... So we renamed them Coppers In Disguise...
"Ha ha... That stupid gay-ass copper thinks we don't know he's a pig"
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A stoner is the kind of guy (me) who everyone knows is constantly wrecked but is so laid back and friendly that even the anti-drugs people can't help but love him. They are generally highly talented musicians and playstation wizards. Stoners don't force cannabis on people but are normally happy to have a smoke with anyone.
"I hate drugs, but that Mark, I know he's a stoner but he's such a nice lad."
"What? You're a stoner too? Lets go and skin up."
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