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A state north of South Carolina. You searched this cause you live here, same here too, honestly a nice place, no seven elevens tho.
P1"North carolinas mountains are huge bro"
P2"WEST VIRGINIA, MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA
TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOAAAADS"
P1"west virginia is west of virginia"
P2*Demonic sreaming*
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A tear in space time in which advanced beings come into our world. Unknown to everyone except the top military leaders know what this place may be. The US government says it's real, but I've never met anyone from there, so it ain't real. Supposedly people say they come from there, a portal to another universe, the perfect boring rectangular shape is a gateway to the unknown. Do not go there, ever, or they'll come for you.
P1"Dude I always wanted to go to wyoming, can we go?"
P2"No, the beings there are nonexistent, I-I mean not today, I'm busy"
P1 His eyes turn bloody red, wanting to go
P1"Take me there, mortal or I will banish you to our dark overlord, you will be consumed"
P2"n-no, they got to you too, SHIT, it has consumed P1"
P2 runs but was consumed by P1, one by one, he is banished to that realm
P2s last words "don't go-go to th-the sta-
His last words cutoff as he was consumed already, the dark one will be ready for him.
Do not go to this, this place
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When you are sexually active to the inanimate cooking object known widely as the pan.
Cooking pans are the best choice when uwuing
with said pan. May be tough first time but you can fit a raccoon up your ass so you ain't special.
"Hey guys I'm pansexual"
Everyone starts gasping as to how I shove an 18 inch cooking pan up my ass.
Applause
"Delicious, finally some goodfucking food"
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