Narcissistic

A rare disorder that a person can obtain at birth or as they grow up. It can be passed down from generation to generation if not treated immediately at a young age.

Symptoms include not giving a shit about anyone else but yourself, selfishness, conceited, arrogant, self-centered behavior, and tends to talk highly about themselves.

Side effects may include loss of friends, family, marriage, and support from others.

The only cure for this disorder is a can of ass whupping. If problem still exists, double up on the ass whupping.

Eric is one Narcissistic son of a bitch!

We get why Eric is in love with himself, he is Narcissistic positive.

The only way for this Narcissistic bastard to find love is to clone himself, or fuck his male cousin, who is also Narcissistic positive.

Karenavirus

The Karenavirus is a virus discovered in 2020 and is spreading all over the world. It can infect those that are not named Karen and there is no vaccine or cure for it.

Symptoms include but not limited to:

The ease of being triggered, starts a losing fight with others, desire to complain and speak to a manager, having a bob hairstyle with original or dyed blonde hair, throws out racial slurs in a losing argument, and outyells others in an attempt to gain alpha dominance.

A female showed obvious signs of karenavirus when she complained to the construction manager about women being excluded on a “men at work” sign in a construction zone.