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The Karenavirus is a viral infection that spreads 8.6 times easier than the flu.
Symptoms include:
Obsessive need to speak the manager, fiendish use of coupons, frequent bogo related tendencies, dying hair from
blonde to red, dying hair from red back to blonde again, and in extreme cases an uncontrollable verbal support for the MAGA community
The Karenavirus was a hoax created by the government to keep Karen’s from having 6 classes.
The Karenavirus is a virus discovered in 2020 and is spreading all over the world. It can infect those that are not named Karen and there is no vaccine or cure for it.
Symptoms include but not limited to:
The ease of being triggered, starts a losing fight with others, desire to complain and speak to a manager, having a bob hairstyle with original or dyed blonde hair, throws out racial slurs in a losing argument, and outyells others in an attempt to gain alpha dominance.
A female showed obvious signs of karenavirus when she complained to the construction manager about women being excluded on a “men at work” sign in a construction zone.