Shepherdstown

noun

A small town settled along the Potomac River in West Virginia. It’s about fifteen minutes outside Martinsburg, WV, and is home to Shepherd University, formerly Shepherd college. The “strip” is German St, along which there are a number of shops, restaurants, and other businesses. The residential streets are picturesque and really embody old-time America. After all, it is the oldest town in West Virginia. Other features include a number of churches, the “tiny house,” and Rumsey Monument. The Bavarian Inn is a well-known lodging place and eatery just outside of the downtown region.

verb

To be a do-gooder; to push your philanthropic ideas on others; to make others feel as though they are doing something wrong; to be grown and think that you may of right lecture young people who are not your children; to be an asshole.

noun I look forward to visiting Shepherdstown this Sunday to check out the Farmers Market and grab a coffee from Lost Dog.

verb There I was minding my own business, and she decided to Shepherdstown me into thinking that my decision to use a plastic straw has onset a genocide in Ghana.