vulcan

A shocker, but with two fingers up the anus, and two fingers in the vagina

My wife saw Star Trek and was so turned on with Spock she wanted a shocker (logically), so I proceeded to give her a fascinating vulcan.

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Djazzle

It’s like a vajazzle but above a dick

John asked to get a butterfly djazzle at the spa with pretty rhinestones

howlin' bitch

A shocker, but with 3 fingers up the vagina, the pinky still up the anus, and the thumb playing with the clitoris; like a dog shadow puppet.

I started giving my girlfriend a shocker, but she screamed for more, so I gave her the howlin' bitch!